Addicted to Fisherman's Friend

[SeeO2]

Stop asking "do you want to suck a fisherman's friend"

Pete

Reminds me of the bloke who was in court charged with indecent exposure, sexual assault and ****. In the dock he had a terrible coughing fit and the clerk asked him if he wanted to suck a Fisherman’s Friend, don’t you think I’m In enough trouble already he replied. Boom boom !

 

[Chubber]

Reminds me of a story about a man on trial for gross indecency who whilst being cross-examined had such a sore dry throat that the Judge stopped the proceedings, fumbled in his robes and said "I can't hear you clearly enough..." and held out a paper packet "..would you like to suck a Fisherman's Friend? "

"Oh no, your Honour, that's sort of why I'm here today!"

 

[Chubber]

Sorry, we crossed in the ether!!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Reminded me of the late great F. E. Smith.

The judge in question was trying a case involving homosexual *** and was in no doubt as to the sentence prescribed by the law for the active participant; however, he was less certain as to the appropriate sentence for the, ahem, recipient of the (then) illegal activity. "Smith," said he, "What should I give a man who allows himself to be b*****ed?" After a moment's thought, Smith responded, "Oh - thirty shillings, two pounds; whatever you have on you."

 

[SeeO2]

Sorry, we crossed in the ether!!

Great minds chubber great minds

 

[stuart little]

Boxes at Tesco were the cheapest I found.

I remember a local independent shop selling them, & they had a complaint from Boots, because they sold them cheaper!

 

[stuart little]

I like Hall's Extra Strong 'Mentholypymuth'.