Cozzer
Established Member
Well, secret to me, anyway.
My wife's 25 year old work colleague announced that her sister and pal were going to Glasto again, especially keen to see the Arctic Monkeys - why?! - and another big name that escapes me for the minute.
Apparently the plan was to get as far to the front as early as possible - many hours before scheduled time - and enjoy the day by hitting the cans and bottles.....
Fair enough, you might think....but after a few of them, and not wishing to give up your place, wouldn't nature tend to spoil things?
"No, no", quote the 25 year old......"TENA ladies. They all take Tena pants with them...."
My wife's 25 year old work colleague announced that her sister and pal were going to Glasto again, especially keen to see the Arctic Monkeys - why?! - and another big name that escapes me for the minute.
Apparently the plan was to get as far to the front as early as possible - many hours before scheduled time - and enjoy the day by hitting the cans and bottles.....
Fair enough, you might think....but after a few of them, and not wishing to give up your place, wouldn't nature tend to spoil things?
"No, no", quote the 25 year old......"TENA ladies. They all take Tena pants with them...."