Tuh, luxury, just a puff o wind. When ah was young we 'ad wind ah can tell thee. Wind were so strong it picked oop whole street of ouses and set them down t'other side o town. We all ad t'go t' post office and ave us addresses changed. It were a reet nuisance avin to walk to other side o town just t'go t'toilet in our back yards, then walk back t'ouse again. And as fer lectric, well, some were wi'out fer years. Only last week ah were talkin to a feller wot died in 1947 an again in1963 cos e froze to death wi'out any 'eating. And waves, well don't tha git me started on waves, by eck.
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