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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make...

A post for all the funny videos Big Guy Ruins summer :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching...

After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English...

duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any F ing bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?"...

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zip was down and his fly area wide open...... His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his...

Could be my favorite wood at the moment Sapele This is a Sapele sample This is an oak sample

Ok i swear to you this is a true story. . . . A millionaire walked into a New York bank, and enquired about borrowing $5,000 . When the branch manager asked what was the reason for borrowing the money he replied i fancy a trip round Europe for 2-3 weeks. They spoke about the interest that...

Lets see how good you are at this one then. http://FantasticContraption.com/ :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

BAD I'm at 4.62 around the same as StevieB

Well that's jolly nice of you. I will take a look.. Thanks

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock, HBOS and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to...

A man goes to Confession. He says to the Priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I made love to twins half my age, in positions that I think may be illegal, over and over again". The Priest thinks for a few minutes, then says "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice from them into a...

how the credit crunch will affect Britain. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The weather did play its part. It was peeing down that sunday. The fact that she was English driving on t'other side if road is another factor too. As i live near Calais There are always lots of UK cars around. Sereval times I have had them coming towards me on my side.. :o :o There is even a...

No. Iceland I can see why people would be interested but a Roman siege catapult . Who whould want that ?

Why ? does it show :lol: :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320308801162&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm38%26_nkw%3D320308801162%26_fvi%3D1 Some of the Q&A's are great.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bonjour Matty.. Welcome to the orgie. :lol: :lol: :lol: