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    Joke Thread III

    Paint Tin opener, paint and Golden Syrup (Last Night) For getting things out from small cracks Inserting over slightly open draws to push the object that's fouling the opening! I'm sure there are more but there were my uses in the last 2 weeks! Phil
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    Joke Thread III

    The first house I owned had the number Overbury 426. The phone was in the kitchen and 426 was nearly the first words our daughter said!! Phil
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    lift's the spirit.....mine anyway.....

    Maybe you evacuate ONTOI the road!! Phil
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    bumper crop .....!!!!!

    Why not just short circuit the system and make Limoncello. Yes, I know the Italians 'Invented' it, but who cares, that's what lemons are for!!! Phil
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    Joke Thread III

    I seem to remember, in the 3 day week some prat of a Government minister having a photo of himself shaving by candle light and yes, it was an electric razor!! Phil (The Old!)
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    Can i borrow a brolly?

    Hi That's terrible, Kittyhawk. It's a bit strange that there seem to be more and more really bad storms in the summer. I live a little outside Tewkesbury where, as some may have seen on TV, we had really bad floods in July 2007. In one of the local villages our friends cottage had water...
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    For Sale Old 3 Phase Sedgwick machines & a couple of others!

    Hi I am selling, on behalf of Stratford DC, the following machines. Please note the following 1 - They have not been used for at least 2 years and there is no guarantee that they are safe or even fully working! 2 - They are mostly very heavy and MUST be collected from our stores on the...
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    Bad buying decisions or tool regrets

    My advice is, always buy the next size up from what you think you'd like! Especially large machine tools. Phil
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    Sowing the First Seeds of 2023

    To slightly mis-quote a Flanders and Swann sketch:- 'I'll just brush some of this frost off to see if I can dig a hole for these seeds!' Phil
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    Joke Thread III

    Yes, It saves another thread called 'Cute or What!' Phil
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    It a right pain in the ask

    I've got an old fashioned bell with a crank and bell pull outside. It's enough to get the dog barking!! Phil
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    Some beautiful scenes

    The Elephant Stone on top of Bredon Hill with the Malvern Hills in the distance
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    New Year

    And if not as planned, then at least open a 'Design Opportunity'! All the best to all this year Phil
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    Joke Thread II

    Are they on strike as well!!
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    FTAGH Stilletto Gimp Pins

    Sorry, not for me, but in my haste I first read it as 'Pink Gins', to which I might have had a different answer! Phil
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    Without Beer, People are Going to Find Out

    Smell? I used to go through Banbury quite often and the aroma of coffee was great. Glad I didn't live there though! Phil
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    Without Beer, People are Going to Find Out

    And available in places such as Ibiza in the 70's!!
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    Harrogate woodworking show

    Yes, but Newark is nowhere near thew West Midlands and is nearly as hard to get to as Harrogate! There used to be ones at the Warwickshire Event Centre. Much easier for West Midlander's and Londoners as it is only just off the M40. Phil
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    Car recovery experiences

    Just be lucky this isn't your recovery experience! https://www.stratford-herald.com/news/i-was-lucky-says-driver-who-crashed-into-river-avon-in-st-9283499/ BTW a car crashed of Eckington Bridge near me and the occupant wasn't so lucky. Phil
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