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Dear Mrs. Bailey, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. Our complaints against your husband, Edwin Bailey, include, but are not limited to, the list below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. January 5: Set all the alarm clocks...

That's the best description of farsebook I have ever heard. It's something I wouldn't touch with a very long pole. The same with twit-pratter. Any luck with your followers yet? You can tell, because they will dress very smartly to impress you, in white coats :? :?

A bit more info here http://www.carpenterracing.com/castrol_rocket_intro.htm Don't forget the 'Cow & Calf' David. The rocks not the pub!! There used to be a good pie shop there too??

That's the euro for you lot up there.. The EU has just announced that, with immediate effect, all Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.

If you like the fireworks then this is what it looks like in the day. A lovely place, if a BIT crowded about this time of year #-o #-o The Canal du Midi runs through the lower town too!! 2 world heratage sites within a mile of each other. Lucky ain't I 8) 8)

Love it and Old Butch will be appearing on other forums!!

Normally I don't like fireworks, but the 14th July here in Carcassonne when they do what they call the burning of the Cité is fantastic. Paris is the only display bigger and last year well over 250,000 people came from all over France to see it. I know a simple and easy way to drive in and out...

A yellow for you today Woody!! I hope it don't get too hot or stormy today mate, or could you use the rain?? We are green down here in the Aude. http://vigilance.meteofrance.com/

Went for a walk with our village walking groupe this morning and by 11 it was 34ºC, just what we wanted. A lovely day and our pool temp is just at 29 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Not sure what my workshop temp is but normally OK with the roof insulation. Only 29 forecast for tomorrow though :shock...

A couple of loops and a roll or 2 would have changed all that me-thinks :twisted: :twisted:

I think that it would have been better if he acted before he took off :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Well, you know what they say "a bird in the hand does it on yer wrist" :roll: This is the front of our house and there is a silhouette of a hawk that I cut from hardboard hanging on the outside of each window. It's stopped a lot but not all. I'm off into that pool now! It's 30ºC in the...

That would be classified as a handy bath I suppose.. We get some lovely birds in the 3 'baths' we have in the garden, but they don't do that. That really is lovely!! I have had a few close encounters though. This, a cirl bunting, was recovering from a clout against our lounge window. It just...

I'll bet he never 'saw' that coming :shock:

I suppose that it depends? If you are doing it to earn or if you are doing it for pleasure and are retired as I am? I am in the enviable position that if someone asks me if I can make so-and-so and I can say yeh or nay for how I please and I prefer to spend the time to do it by hand. After 1/2...

I must admit that I prefer my pyro pen and done by hand.

Not playing any more then :cry: :cry: That is a perfect description of our chocolate lab, dead now bless her. She would eat all the type of things that other dogs roll in and she LOVED cow pats, rabbit currants and 'onk-donk-plonk' (horse sh!t :shock: ) 8) 8) 8) Onions can be very...

That is totally obvious A Labrador :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: OK, where'z me prize :? :?

That would have been worth it if it had been Sam Smiths and not his brother wot sold out to the Britfizz maker :roll: Still made me giggle though :mrgreen:

Oh now, that's a bit below the belt (think about it :twisted: )