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  1. Jonzjob

    Never felt so sad

    Sounds a bit like the old James Kagney saying "YOU DIRTY MOUSE" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtOMHH_v0Qg
  2. Jonzjob

    Never felt so sad

    A senior moment there and I forgot to answer the question?? I happen to be the boss in our house and I have the complete permission of SWMBO to say so :?
  3. Jonzjob

    Never felt so sad

    My nearest is just a click away 8) 8) 8) and even with the postage of your 5 beer tokens for up to 2 1/4 lbs it's still as close as close as can be :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
  4. Jonzjob

    Word

    I've no idea what it's like but you could try here http://en.softonic.com/s/free-microsoft-word-2008:mac Or just google "word 2008 for mac". there's loads of hits on there. I have always used Open Office on our Macs and it's compatible with Word.
  5. Jonzjob

    Any electricitionicists about

    I'd tend to go with Chas. Have a careful look at the pins on the plug to see if there is any discolouration? If it is that then it will overheat at the plug and could cause a fire!!
  6. Jonzjob

    Fancy a walk anyone?

    He looks like a candidate for the Darwin award to me!
  7. Jonzjob

    What are these called?

    Good grief! Life is too short to spend that much time sharpening 1, one, knife (hammer) (hammer) (hammer)
  8. Jonzjob

    Amazing if true - carwash

    It would appear that they found a lot more than 400$ on that roof, how's about 4000!! http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/carwash.asp It shows how strong the roof is. That would weigh in at 200lbs!! :shock:
  9. Jonzjob

    Musical chairs?

    I have to admit that the first and last bit rang some bells with me, but don't remember the middle :? :?
  10. Jonzjob

    Wasps

    As long as they ain't the Asian variety?? :shock: What part of France is that??
  11. Jonzjob

    Vicars visit

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a business card, wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was...
  12. Jonzjob

    Wasps

    You'd have to get it hot enough :shock: :shock: The kit comes with 4 different size 'cup' that fit on the end, including a long one for sneaky snake bites. It works on mossie bites too if you can catch then early enough..
  13. Jonzjob

    Wasps

    We have had loads of wasps around our pool too, but the nest/s are not anywhere close. They come to drink in the hot weather and normally are nt a problem. As far as leaving them alone? It depends very much where they are nesting. The real delight for us is the pine recessionary caterpillar...
  14. Jonzjob

    Luckiest day ever

    Is that the Eyeful Tower, the original one, in Blackpool? If so then I have some bad news for you. I have just passed the deeds over to a nice gent in the USA who bought it from me for 500,000€$. Well, my dad said it would be OK?
  15. Jonzjob

    My new car has everything.

    I like it, but not quite everything 'cause it an't got nothing SWMBO had a red/white 2CV Dolly for 17 years before we moved over and I wept when we sold it just before the move!! I loved driving that not so little car!!
  16. Jonzjob

    Bespoke Water

    Or Peckham, init Delboy :P :P
  17. Jonzjob

    Thanks for all the sympathy - much appreciated

    I just had a thought Greg, and anyone else that has finger and wrist problems, behave!! I get very stiff and sore fingers and wrists from arthritis problems. I have found that there are several 'trigger points' just down from the inside of the elbow and if you press your thumb into the top of...
  18. Jonzjob

    Bespoke Water

    Ah ! But does it show the use by date?? After all that water is only about 4 billion years old and if Tescos know that next month it's going to go off and shows it on the use by date then we have to be careful don't we (hammer) (hammer) Can't afford to drink water that's gone off!
  19. Jonzjob

    Thanks for all the sympathy - much appreciated

    This site is the French version of G Earth and a lot better for here in that they also give you the IGN maps to go with the overhead views. http://www.geoportail.gouv.fr/accueil Opt for the Advanced version, trype in where you want and 'Chercher', then select the 'Carte IGN' on the left top...
  20. Jonzjob

    Thanks for all the sympathy - much appreciated

    Sorry to be a bit late in here but I have only just found the thread. If the pain is right down the calf then something that might help is to see if there is a particular sore spot about 2 to 3" below the knee slightly out from the centre? It's called a 'trigger point' and is a spot where the...
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