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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We...

The clocks look very good! :cool::cool:

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching...

:cool: Yes, very good site.

STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY? A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the Kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding on to the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors...

Dear Sir I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day...

The SAFE chain saw :cool:

When you gotta go .......... you gotta go! :D

A good way of starting 2024 - enhancing your financial expertise ====================================================== MARRIAGE IS A BUY AND HOLD ASSET - WALL STREET VERSION. A woman posted a message saying on the New York Financial Times Newspaper asking for advice on how to find a...

You need to first buy me a business class ticket on BA to get there :ROFLMAO:

Alpaca who? Knock-knock Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! Mustache who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. Orange who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is...

Women looking for the perfect man .................. In Jail!

Declaration of war One afternoon, Bill Clinton was sitting in his office when his telephone rang. "Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says". This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Bill replies...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him is Johnnie on his shiny new bike. The cop says to Johnnie,"Nice bike you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?" Johnnie says ,"yeah." The cop says,"Well,next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."...

ADAM & GOD. So, God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it...