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Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory, being sized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet...

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, “What's the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.” She asks, “How often do I have to do that?” SPEEDING TICKET A police...

Man goes to the doctor, drops his trousers to reveal a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bottom. Doctor: "How very odd." Man: "Yes, and that is only the tip of the iceburg!" _________ Did you hear about the guy who died by a drain? It was sewer side. ........

Wow! That is very good (y)(y) I sure don't have that patience. I detest inside cutting taking the blade in and out, unless only a few cuts.

I am sure Scrimper will be along shortly :)

My 2 Hergners were purchased off Bid-or-Buy and I first drove 100km to try them before I committed to purchase. My suggestion try it out first.