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Suppose it could be done as long as it will fit under the top arm. I have cut up to 50mm thick stock.

Just rub the back of your finger up and down the blade. The blood will indicate which side is toothed and in which direction :ROFLMAO:

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink...

You don't want wingnuts on the top - fingers get in the way. I sometimes have issues getting the blade fixed in the top when doing pierced work. Both machines are Hegners.

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Mr "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought...

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; “ You know what? You have been with me all through...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond Bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little oops and prays that a sales person was...

Jewish Samurai There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief. A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a...

Golf Course Membership A Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to inquire as to why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, blah blah blah...

A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walking into the...

One of the Russian Ambassadors went to President Putin and told him he'd like to resign. "Why?" Putin asked him. "Well, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences! I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was...

A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs,” said the townspeople. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.” The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while and then said, “I...

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in the temple for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet...

A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”...

A young railway signalman on a remote Scottish Highland branch line decides he's fed up and wants to move to a better position on a main line so he applies for promotion and transfer. An examiner from the railway company comes to test his skills. "Right", says the examiner. "Here's the scenario...