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1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? > > 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to > the core of the earth? > > 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling...

"If I discover within myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world."

A successful rancher died and left everything to his wife. She was a > very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew > very little about ranching. So, she decided to place an ad in the > newspaper for a ranch hand. > > Two men applied for the job. One was very...

REASONS TO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK 1. CURL UP AND DIE........I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX 2. HO, HO, HO............. I was taking a shower when my 2 year old...

The Lion looks GREAT! 8) 8) 8) 8)

Now that is something! The man sure has patience! :D

Gill, thanks. These are now part of the pressies collection, i suspect that family & friends wonder what i will hit them with next! I will take you up on your offer, as long as the patterns dont involve too many blade changes. Its a bit of a mission on the saw. I based the stops on that post...

Definitely American White Oak. Busy making a TV cabinet from it. :D :D :D

The sawing went a lot better this weekend. Broke far fewer blades and a lot less burning. The burning was mainly on the oak and Rosewood. The Kiaat not a problem. Also seem to spend more time sawing than filing and sanding afterwards, a GOOD sign?:D All done on the # 12 blades. Will get some...

Hiya Bob This coming Wednesday our price will be increasing to about ZAR5.92/Litre. At current rates this is about US$3.45/gallon, or US$0.43/pint. Gary - At 90P/L that would be about GBP3.41/gallon ? (GBP0.43 per pint?) 2.11pints/Litre ? 8 pints/gallon ? 3.785 Litre/Gallon ? Whew! We...

Gill / Lin, thanks. Will try a smaller blade. Cut another piece of Rosewood (great smell) last night. LOTS of smoke! Needs a lot more patience and practice. Checked the blade tension, can give it a slight twist. I have searched the PC, but still cant find the pics. Will do them again over the...

Hi Gill & Lin Thanks very much for a very comprehensive reply. Appreciated. The project is animal doorstops (see Aldel thread), so it’s not such major intricate cuts, just some fine detail. I am using a #12 blade, not sure of manufacturer, as they are pre-packed by my local supplier. The speed...

Dust? What dust???? :cry: :cry: :cry: All i can see are some excellent wall units inscribed with "Gloat..Gloat.." Nice job. Are you thinking of offering your services ...... ??????? :D :D :D

So whats wrong with that bench! !!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: it just looks like mine which is ..... JUST A GREATER WORK IN PROGRESS!!! Takes a lot of time and efforrt to get it like that! :D :D

Ok, guys & gals, lets not make too much of an issue. Its a mere slip of the mind and credit card and whatever else. These things happen to the best of us. With Steves' maturity and experience, should not be a problem explaining it to THE BOSS! :D 8) 8) :oops: :oops:

SALESMAN A salesman is traveling around the country-side, selling insect repellent. He comes to a farmhouse and tries his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spay is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it.” Dubious, the farmer says “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll...

THE MAID The maid in a Sandton home resigns the one day. The madam was very upset and asked “Now Princess, why do you want to resign?” “Well madam, there are 3 reasons why I resign. The first is that I iron better than you” “Who said you iron better than me?” enquired the madam. “The master...

GUN When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked!

SOB Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail) “Can I address the Court?” Judge “Of course.” Defendant “If I called you a SOB, what would you do?” Judge “I would hold you in contempt of court and assess an additional 5 days in jails.” Defendant “What if I thought you were a SOB?”...

FARMER A farmer was standing in the middle of his fields when a passerby stops to ask him what he is doing. “Trying to earn a Nobel Prize.” Replies the farmer. “A Nobel Prize?” says the passerby. “How do you intend to win a prize standing out there?” “Don’t you know?” replies the farmer, “They...