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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water..?" The soldier replied...

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My...

The question was '7 people and a cat'. They were all easy. Yes, the dog is there as well as the rabbit.

7 People and 1 cat, quite easy. :cool: Found the camel, took longer than the above one :cautious:

Very nice! (y) Far too many internal cuts for me to try.

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question...

The local priest and the local Rabbi were given new cars on the same day by their respective congregations. The Rabbi noticed Father O'Malley sprinkling holy water on the Rabbi's car so he returned the favour by cutting an inch off Father O'Malley's exhaust pipe. A man goes to a shrink and...

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take cilibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Allan and Mrs Wallan listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know...

Rabbi Goldstein was about to retire and decided he wanted to have something to remember his working life by. He approached Abraham the local leather worker and produced a bag of 'offcuts' from his years of performing circumcisions. 'Abraham, make me something really special with these so I may...

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if...

A bloke is stretchered into casualty covered in bruises and with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. After the doctor has removed the club and dressed his wounds, he asks the bloke what had happened. "I don't rightly know, Doc, " says the bloke. "The last thing I remember was playing golf with...

A young Blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher at a junior high school. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking the ball. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "You okay?" "Yes" he's says...

A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price… the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to...

It is an Eurasia (marketed in SA, not sure of rest of world.) Bought in year 2000 for ZAR350.00 Induction motor and 3 speeds belt-on-pulleys. Probably one of the best purchases for a workshop when drilling wood or metal. Made an adjustable table from ply with 2 fences that also adjust, great for...

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...

350mm (175mm half) might be too wide for a fret saw? And even some of the scroll saws.

I use a drill press which can take down to 1mm bits.