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    Dust: A Cautionary Tale!

    You have my greatest sympathy! :cry: :cry: I have a similar problem when using finishing oils & sealers. Think Danish oil has singled me out as a soft target. :evil:
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    First Post, Past Mistake - Split oak

    We had similar problem on Oak sideboard door. Raised panel door, developed "crack" on one side of the panel, 6 months after getting it. Factory replaced the door, could not provide reason for crack. 20 years later no further problems. Phil
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    434 (4) OZ

    Now who would have thought that after scoring the highest score in an ODI, 434 for 4, the OZ's would loose? What a nail-biting finish, one for the history books. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Try get that smile off our faces! :D :D :D :D Phil
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    Our Golden Wedding

    Congratulations! :D :D :D May you have many more healthy and happy ones. :D :D Not many around that can achieve 50 years. They say the first 50 are the worst, then its gets better. 8) 8) 8) Just done 31 and hanging in. Phil
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    Jokes 2

    >1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. > >2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete...
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    Jokes 2

    A matter of perspective..... The Difference Between Rich/Poor People? One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be...
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    Jokes 2

    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the...
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    Jokes 2

    PUBLISHED NOTES FROM A THOUGHTFUL HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing...
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    Prettys for the Christmas Tree

    Lin, posted a pic in Gallery showing the 4 puzzles painted and ready for sealing. :D :D Taken a while, but i also thought that Xmas 2006 would be a better date to aim for! Phil 8)
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    Eating breakfast using a tablesaw

    Weird! :twisted: Obviously has too much time on hand (till he cuts it) More money than brains :roll: :roll:
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    Totally New Idea - Candle Holders

    Very nice indeed. :D :D :D
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    That time again

    Sliver, all the best! :D To all the Woodies - have a Great 2006 !!!!!!!! :D :D :D May it be filled with lots of happiness and the odd new tool and some excellent timber. :D :D :D Phil
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    Merry Christmas

    :D A very merry Xmas to you all! and a GREAT :D 2006. 8) Phil 8) Fantastic morning. Should get up to 26c 8) 8)
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    Jokes

    Accountants Take One What is the difference between an accountant and a computer? The computer has a personality. Take Two What is the difference between one sperm cell and an accountant? The sperm cell has a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. Take Three Husband and wife...
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    Jokes

    A BLONDE DAY Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette...
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    Jokes

    ASTROSIGNS What’s your sign? Not astrological, but business. A new sign chart doing the rounds offer fresh insight into the character of your colleagues. MARKETING You are ambitious but stupid. You choose a marketing degree to avoid studying in college, concentrating instead on drinking and...
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    Lin - help please

    Lin, thanks very much. Will give it a bash. Will also visit one of these craft shops during the week and see what paints they keep. Cheers Phil 8)
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    Prettys for the Christmas Tree

    Lin, looks great! :D :D :D
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    Jokes

    Bird Flu Symptoms The Centre for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to...
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    Jokes

    Eternal Truths - Once over the hill, you pick up speed. - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. - If the shoe fits …. Buy it in every colour. - If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out. - If you look...
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