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The Sportsman's Double A man met an older woman at a club the other night. She was a right sort for 57. They drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & then she asked him if he'd ever had the Sportsman's Double? "What's the Sportsman's Double?", the man asked. "It's a mother and daughter...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me...

TATTOO A gay man decides to get a tattoo. On arrival to the tattooist he spots a picture of Evander Holyfield. "Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my assss?" he asked the tattooist. So it was done. On the way out of the store he spotted another picture...

Quiz for people who know everything This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score...

Are'nt the saws supposed to have covers over the blade to protect you? :shock: :shock: My hand passes over, but i am using push sticks and never cut with cover off. :D

My Rockwell is made for using the fence both sides and also the mitre unit. It also has a full-down splitter which keeps the stock from drifting once past the blade. I agree with Tony about using a "left" set up on an angled blade, but then need bring in the "spring wheel" the keep the stock...

Nine words women use... 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the...

Thanks chaps. Will have a look at that one Matt. Are there any hidden catches? How long has it been going? Cheers :D

Question ............... :? :? :? Presume that that this can only be done on-line while connected? If that, then not an option for me, still using dial-up, cleft sticks & runners. Also have no intention of making Vodacom, Telkom, Vodafone even more wealthy! :shock:

WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES...

New Words for 2007 * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed...

Thanks Philly Will have a look at it when on the fast connection, not at home. (now if only i would wake up and think about it and RFS then i would not ask such stupid questions ........ now where are my specs ..... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ) :roll: :roll: BugBear - i...

Philly, that looks like a good idea. Are you limited in the amount of space you use for HTML, JPEG etc.? Where about in Google would i find it? I have a G-Mail account, does that qualify? Soooooo many questions ....... :? :? :?

Anybody know where there is a Free-Hosting site? (Retired doing contract work, no bucks for beer AND web site!) My first attempt was at a free hosting site, which downloaded so many adverts with each screen refresh, that I gave up. Then I found this one, no adverts between loads. I signed up...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! :D :D :D (another year older and deeper in debt ......)

Also use it, last upload about a week ago, no problems. Will try another during the week from the fast connect at the office. My dial-up is so slow, we still use cleft sticks and runners in this part of the world! :shock: :shock:

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different Hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you...

At last! A decent chain letter, as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes. Costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to nine of your mates. INSTRUCTIONS Anaesthetise your wife, put her in a large carton (with ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at...

There is some useful information on this site Cheers 8)

An 89 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it...