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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

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CONGRATULATIONS! Eish, bit of nail biting, to be sure! 8)

Eish!!!!!!!!! These poor people probably, actually dont understand what we are talking about!

Thanks, will give it a try. 8)

What is the difference between the Aussies, the All Blacks and 1 half of a Viagra???? Well, with the half Viagra you will at least get a 'semi'! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

If the e-mail is like Hotmail, you have to use it at least once a month.

Well, the Frogs & the Poms have really excelled themselves !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great stuff you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew the "Woodworking fraternity" could show strength, other than joints. Shoving the turf up their ???????????????? ANY team that beats them gets my support. A very BIG...

What is the difference between the Aussies, the All Blacks and 1 half of a Viagra???? Well, with the half Viagra you will at least get a 'semi'! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is Flickr only available if you have a Yahoo address? :?

South African joke Koos (Paddy) was walking through his veld (fields) one day when he spots someone drinking water from a pool. He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak". Translation - (don't drink the water, it is full of sheep s-h-i-t) The other guy says, "I'm...

I migrated from Sony to Shutterfly, seems ok. Both albums moved with couple hundred pics. Have not tried linking. Have shared and that side looks fine. Looked at another site and was swamped with "Free Lotery" winnings, as long as gave your credit card details and $15 per month, it was all...

Looks like a great friend, sorry about the loss.

Greetings! & Salutations! Well, having not been here for some time (called work!!!! Yes, i am retired but do some contract work) I have now read through this lot and come to the conclusion that i would need to watch my P's & Q's, my diction, spelling, attitude and langauge and at the end of the...

Card board is NO!!!!!!! Plastic is NO!!!!!!!!! Polystyrene is NO!!!!!!!!! Must be ceramic, and a mug, large size. Then there is the sugar ........ With coffee it can only be brown, seems to enhance the taste. 8) 8) 8)

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry...

A man took his wife to the Royal Lancashire Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm...

The only cow in a small Kwa-Zulu town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the river in the Free State for R1500. They brought the cow from the Free State and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the...

SOUL PROVIDER A group of senior executives, well established in their careers, got together to bid farewell to their retiring CEO. The conversation soon turned to company strategy (his favourite subject) and his legacy to business and life in general. As usual, there was some grumbling about...