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A college student at a football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said... loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space...

Ouch! That is nearly ZAR900 before it even leaves the UK I would seriously look for a local machine shop.

This is the same idea as my MEC-3000W When you lift off the motor (heavy!!!) there is plastic frame with a large bag fitted to it. The bag gets brushed off when I empty the bin and once year it goes out for a hosing with the hosepipe. It is mainly used on the TP and router table. My late son...

That happened to the tension spring on the small Hegner. Fortunately I had ordered spares springs. I contacted Hegner in GMbH and the very helpful chap sent pictures of how they should be fitted. Picture a Heger, the spring and a rubber mallet, works extremely well. I found the missing spring...

"It's worth noting that many P3 parts are equally big price wise too 🤣🤔" In my neck of the woods it is Euro inflation and whatever, plus UK Tax, plus postage to RSA and then local charges and also maybe duty.

I had not seen this one, thank you for the post :cool: I will try this when I next do some sawing, obviously been tightening the screws too far :mad:.

- Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground...

SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy...

Would that perhaps be a Curry Den, or spice shop? :cool:

Keep Taking the Medicine Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.' Quick Diagnosis Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just...

Mechanic v Doctor Story Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey...

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was...

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for...

A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop. The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The Kiwi says to the Australian: "You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!" The Australian says to the Kiwi; "Watch this, an Australian is...

Just using up a lot of scraps that were in the way. Some Pine, Mahogany. Still some sanding and a couple of internal cuts.

What about a thread as a sticky where patterns/pics/drawing can be added for download? Most of mine are Pinterest downloads and then re-sized. Also don't forget to check out Sue Mey - website and patterns. Sue Mey https://scrollsawartist.com/

Blade breaker While waiting for timber to build more hives, I decided to cut out some stuff and get rid of the clutter. There was some Mahogany with patterns already drawn and a piece of unknown wood. This small unknown piece was heavier than the Mahogany at double the size. Not sure what it...

Marriage Jokes Every wife is a "mistress" for her husband. "Miss" for one hour and "stress" for the 23 hours! Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single one hitting the target... From another room wife called the husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" Husband: "Missing you...

Looks a good modification, will try it out.