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A police officer is on patrol in the City centre in the early hours of the morning and hears a noise from an alley he's passing. He flicks on his torch and walks down the alley, he finds two men, one bent over with his trousers and underwear around his ankles and the other has inserted two...

Interesting, thanks for posting. The one I built was from a Merican magazine plan. The top is on hinges making router bits and router changes easy. There are 3 drawers on the left and 2 on the right. The top right is the on/off switch which also starts the large 3Kw vacuum and the router...

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That...

A'merican review of various scroll saws...

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please. I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's...

Sue Mey - some of the designs could take a whole year to cut! :):) https://scrollsawartist.com/?gr_s=BtIf5xy&gr_m=BlfKv9&gr_x=a62b

A Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small .22 cal Beretta Pistol. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd...

BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF Cold...

Hegner. Costs a bit more but quality machine. Both mine were very old, about fourth hand, and I stripped and refurbished. No fancy quick blade release or tensioner. Would depend on what you intend to do. Couple of shapes/cut outs per year, then any clone would do. The experts will be along...

A young Arab boy asks his father, “What is that strange hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun. "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?”, asked the boy. “Oh, my son!”...

A man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had *** with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another man...

George and Myrtle are at the local country show. Also at the show is Helicopter joy rides for $50. George says to Myrtle, "You know I've always wanted to go up in one of those Helicopter things." Myrtle replies "But $50 is $50, and that's a lot of money to us." "But dear," George replies, "it's...

Chaim Goldfarb joins a very exclusive nudist colony.... On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Chaim immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' He...

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