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    Joke thread

    A man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had *** with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another man...
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    Joke thread

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    Joke thread

    Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having *** behind her back. I replied: "Hell, yes, who did you think it was!"
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    Joke thread

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    Joke thread

    Тouchér!
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    Joke thread

    When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.
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    FTAGH Arundel lathe

    I am interested I'll be happy to take it.
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    Glue

    One more way https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=leg+mounting+plate&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjqycLE5P3yAhUfgf0HHYVfDl4Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1276&bih=610
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    Joke thread

    Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of...
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    Joke thread

    A tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?" The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving," answered the stranger. "Good! That's the quickest way."
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    Sold WS Plane No 6a

    Any chance for me if Job And Knock withdrew? However i'll need some pictures.
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    Finally joined the Festool club!

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
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    FTAGH Router table fence

    I've sent you a PM.
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    FTAGH Router table fence

    I'll cover the post cost if you agree couriering it.
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    More price increases

    I think that reason is pouring the money from FED and ECB for stimulating the economy. All raw materials and energy are up.
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    Mixing ratios

    Edit: Use the following formula X: Y ⇢ X = X ÷ (X + Y) ×0.33 (example)
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    For Sale Triton RTA 001 ROUTER

    And the asking price is...
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    Joke thread

    A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labour Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator. "Well," replied...
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    Large Forstner bits (55mm plus)

    Dewalt self feed have various diam.
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    Help with best London Pattern handles.

    My dimensions is in mm. I hope this is useful enough.
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