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Typical of a faulty capacitor.

I turned my off cuts into boxes which I gave to my local tenovus as a thankyou for my prostrate treatment. I haven't done much lately but still get asked when I pop in to see them.

Mary had a little lamb It had a sooty foot And every where that Mary went It's sooty foot he put

Only sound for me also.Can someone switch on the lights🤔🤔

Story of Petey, the Snake This is the story about a poor little snake named "Petey." Petey was a snake only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said: 'Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss." So Petey went...

I read in my morning paper today Thought for the day. The only power you have is the word No. I didn't know my Wife wrote in the daily paper :oops: :)o_O

If you change the rollers and require a new drive roller belt don't get a genuine sheppach as this will cost you £35 google Wych Bearings and order 345-3M-06 timing belt. 3mm pitch 6mm wide and will cost you far less I have had one on my planer for the last 3 years and it works fine

I have that very same machine and yes as said in the other post the rollers look shot and should be replaced Somewhere I have the HMS250 manual Alan Sorry I meant HMS 260

My wife and I have been married for 63 years. We were sitting talking the other day day and she said we've not made a bad team. I just said yes but every team had to have a foreman and I just wished I'd have had a chance to be foreman just once. The silence ends in 10 days

Doug B I love your sense of humour 😄 😀 🤣 😆 Alan

I started work down the pit when I was 15 in 1952. I mentioned to my supervisor that I had to go to the dentist He said you don't know how lucky you are He had complained to his Dad for a day or two that he had toothache. His dad sent him to see a workmate of his who pulled teeth. He knocked...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

My wife was reapplying for her driving licence and said she was donating all of her organs.i I said who's going to want your cold heart Thats when the fight started 😤 😏

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Chap goes to the doctor to ask about his hereditary diarrhoa. Doctor says diarrhoea isn't hereditary.Chap says its in my jeans

We had two phone boxes in our village and we used to shove paper up the slot where the money came out when button B was pressed We would then go round at night to see if there was any money in there If we got 7 pence we would buy a bottle of Tizer and each have a swig One of the gang had a...

Pleased t hear it. Had mine 10 days ago and am over the moon

WOW Love it 😀 Alan

This is my use for offcuts. Made a few years ago. Alan