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How do I send a PM to one person. Have done it many times but I appear to have a senior moment right now. Alan

Hello yan 89. If you search Last project (possibly) by gwaithcoed you will find a post I did some years ago showing the steps I did making the boxes. I should have a drawing somewhere and when I find it I will PM you with a copy Alan.

I have made several of these over the years, some of which I have given to our local Tenovus charity shop. The father of the lady that runs it was my best skip diver. She told me on one of my visits that an old lady had bought one for her new granddaughters keepsake box and that she intends to...

I was in the throes of passion and my wife was like an ice maiden so I said Can't you moan a little . She said look at state of this ceiling.

Read in the paper the other day a well known actress had given birth to her love child. Weren't called that in my day 😕 Can you imagine shouting "The referee's a love child"

I use a Trend credit card diamond sharpener. Bought a number of years ago and used regularly. It is double sided with course and fine grits. Alan.

As you can see many have tried, non have succeeded, and some have died from lead poisoning while trying. Alan.

Welcome from North Wales Cheers Alan

I gave her a couple of phone numbers to try but she's had no takers yet

Got up today after a good night's sleep and said to my wife I feel like a new man . What a coincidence she said So do I. :oops: :oops: :oops:

When your Grandchildren ask what was it like Grandad in the olden days

Anyway two of my ex pupils go for a job in the police force and turn up at Doncaster nick for the interview.The first one goes in and the Inspector asks him what was his favourite subject at school. Thinking quickly he replied " RE " ."right then" says the cop" who killed Jesus Christ ", "no...

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt

Q. Why is Mexicos Olympic team so poor. A. Anyone who can run,jump or swim are already in the States.

mechanic walks in to a pub with a set of jump leads over his shoulder. Barman says i'll serve you but don't bloody well start anything Alan.

:)A woman drove to the pub to pick up her drunk husband On the way back the car stopped and they could not get it started again. She rang the AA and after a while got it going again. The drunk husband then got out of the car and slurred Hey hey Mr. AA man what was the problem. S**t in the...

:)A woman hitting her first shot on the first tee at her local golf club hit a severe hook and although she shouted Fore she was horrified to see the ball flying towards a group of men playing down the 18th fairway. There was a yell of pain and she saw one of the men fall to the ground...

Crampon am enw. Welsh name for Pancake

Sorry pressed the wrong button but to carry on The Scotsman said I named my son Patrick as he was born on St. Patrick's day and the Welsh an named hi son David as he was born on St.DVids day What a coincident said the Irishman the same thing happened to my son Pancake

A Dennis Taylor joke. An English man ,aScotsman, a Welsh man and an Irish man were talking about their children. The English and said I named my son George as he was born on St. George's day