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Imagine standing at the back of a queue of 11 footballers at the check out in Tesco and accidentally bumping your trolley into the back of the last one and they all fall down like a row of dominoes:love::love::love:

Golf and Mother Superior A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting, and confesses; "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the Mother Superior. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that...

I had my 85th birthday card off my grandson last July a d it read Growing old is inevitable growing up is optional. I walk for my daily paper, only just over a mile go sequence dancing every Monday night a d last weekend walked across the apex of my workshop to fix a leak. Maybe l should think...

Thankyou all for your quick replies. Used the hot air gun and peeled off without any problems. Then cleaned the face plate with cellulose thinners before putting on a new disc. Unfortunately my machine is years old and what I should have done was get a spare faceplate as there are times when I...

Is there an easy way of removing sticky back sanding discs from a bench top belt /disc sander. What method do you use? Alan

65 years ago today I married my lovely wife. I was 20 and she was 18. Friends and folk said it would not last but here we are today. Had our ups and downs but no regrets from either of us. Alan

Thank you for the photograph, my daughters not an expert so will post it on a group she’s a member of on Facebook, (Tortoise plant addicts U.K) and (tortoise addicts U.K) their guidance and advice is always excellent so they’ll be able to identify him and his needs, she did say however the...

Herbie my daughters tortoise, is a Mediterranean spur thighed tortoise, he hatched in May 2015 so is just over seven years old and full of mischief. My daughter wondered if pgrbff had pictures of the tortoise he'd found to identify the species and therefore the correct care, hope that helps.

My daughter has a tortoise, she thought it would be a simple pet to keep but in fact they can ge much more complex to look after than you think, each species have differing needs and diet so a starter for ten would be to find out what sort he is and then you'll be able to identify what he needs...

Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3...

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I...

I've sure gotten old.! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia...

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you" "Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once!" "Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile..."

Question. How many footballers are entered in the diving event in the Commonweaith Games ?? ;)

I have been on this forum for a good number of years. During that time I have asked and recieved answers to problems that I was having with various things. I have had Likes and replies to things that I have made but the most precious information came about 2 years ago. I posted what I thought...

Definitely hardwood;) :oops:

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