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The house across the road from me is having a lot of restorations done including new windows and l was allowed to have the old frames This about half of frames that I had After cutting off the waste to get the best size using the bandsaw I put it through the thicknesser and ended up with this...

Not really a joke but something that happened today. I am 86 and my wife 84 and we've been married for almost 66 years and thank goodness we haven't lost our sense of humour. Today I had to go to the doctors for some painkillers and when I got back and was reading the instructions my wife said...

I said to my wife "can't you moan a little when we make love" "She said when are you going to fix the crack in the ceiling"

Why are Russian mens underpants useless ? Chernobyl fallout

To me a joke isn't a joke if it has to be explained 🙃 🤷

So the answer is back in your own hands :) :):):oops::oops:

Profchris, Thanks for that assurance. I purchased new nuts and strings when I changed over to right hand. I have the original nuts that were on the guitar when I had it. I will now get some new strings, change back to the original nuts and restring it. I've been looking at songs that can be...

After reading and rereading all of your replies I decided to go with the advice given by "profchris and likeakite " As someone with limited talents when dealing with a guitar I found it easy (thankyou both) However as the guitar was originally set for Left hand and I changed it to Righthand so...

Can I thank you all so very much for your suggestions, you've certainly given me plenty of homework to last for a while. I promise to do my best and will not give up at the first hurdle. Thanks again, Keep safe, Have a good day Ala.

This is the chordbuddy gizmo that i have been looking at Alan.

Thankyou for your quick replies but my problem is that I cannot physically get my fingers on to the strings. .The guitarbuddy is a gizmo that clamps on to the neck of the guitar and allows you to press colour coded buttons to play G,C,D,and Em chords by just pressing the correct coloured button...

I am 85 years old and my daughters decided that i need to keep my brain going so they bought me a guitar. WHY ? Well you listen to country and western and we thought it a good idea. Because I am left handed they bought me a left handed guitar. I have to much arthritis in my right hand so that...

Although I am not Welsh,I live in Wales and also give my phone number in Welsh and if it a suspect scam I ask "Can you speak in Welsh" "Wyt ti'n gallu siarad yn Gymrraeg " and after answering a few times they hang up on me.

I've seen them used in surgery when driving rods into leg bones after accidents

Okay so I’m crazy but then I’ve always known that So where is the picture I replied to ???????

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place........ Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I...

Dr Phill said they come in 3sizes. That may well be but having showered by him in the pit head baths he had the right size

Seeing this reminds me of an incident that happened years ago at my local colliery The different areas of the mine along with the electrical and mechanical departments decided to form cricket teams One of my electricians having never played before volunteered The colliery provided all the...

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Doctor to patient And how can I help you today Patient I've come about my hereditary diarrhoea Doctor But diarrhoea isn't hereditary Patient Well it's in my jeans :)