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When I was serving my apprenticeship many moons ago, safety was drummed into you. We were continually told about the danger of wearing a ring and shown hospital photographs of a chaps hand and fingers. He had been running to catch a bus, the type with the footplate at the back and a vertical...

A plaster first maybe?

I defy anybody no matter what age to tell my they know how to do everything on a mobile phone or a tablet. My recent frustration was having to download a samsung app thats for canon printers. Could I get the app to connect to the printer? No way. So Im onto google and blow me down the number of...

Funny enough your reply is quite true. When I was in audiology I was referred to ENT dept for CT scan of my facial sinuses In discussions with the consultant he asked how I was managing the dramatic hearing loss I have had and told him that I was thinking of resorting to a joint or two as...

Ok a bit risky so take it off if its too near the bone Police officer speaking to Mexican. And then El Pedro he pull a gun from under his poncho and points it at me. He says, Droppa your trousers. So, I droppa my trousers. Then he says, Sheeet. So I Sheeet. Then he says eta your sheet So I...

My wife though I looked quite cute as I tried on a pair of pink ballet shoes with a matching tutu. The outfit looked stunning as I walked around in the shop with a plank of dark English oak under my arm. Really set it off. In the end I went for a pair of steel toes black boots matched with a...

They are doing it to shut down woodworking forums....:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I thought you were great in Au videsain pet..really funny.... And your record Crocodile shoes was fantastic... You are not a miserable git...

Our window cleaner never, ever smiles, or passed the time of day . Even when it's sunny. If you catch him while the Sun's out, you start feeling depressed just watching him work. So today I though I'd be more sociable when he came round with his new set up of yellow pipes and non streak, non...

I presume that's the dark green bottle you have.? If it is, then from what I remember, they were brought out for gas bbq s and stocked by diy companies like b&q. The theory being you bought a gas bbq and a bottle as a kit, the took them back to b&q for an exchange when they ran out. It also...

In going to try Jayes Fluid. I clean and sterilized my green house with it and it removes any moss that gets between the glass. On the bleach front, my mum and gran used it when I was a child. It was the only thing they had. However, I'm not going to the extent of my grandma who religiously...

I think it's the stuff you roll spliffs with? if it is you won't care about the grass.

But where does it go.:oops: Ive used the algi gone product. Now that works really well on wooden fences that have gone green over the winter.

Looks like Ill try the," springy thing" I was hoping some company would have brought out a good top coat that you can apply that stops ingress of falling dust particles. Then just brush or mop it once a year.

It's also an impossible task to do away with guns in the US.

We aren't gunless in the UK by any means. Although I don't own a shotgun I can understand people taking to clay pigeon shooting after an introductory session down at Bisley. Wild foul shooting was a big thing in my area back in the 50s, with people turning up at our local butchers home with a...

I once had an intruder in my home. She got in bed with me and never left.

Its that time of year again where the power washer comes out and I start on my concrete flags. I hate doing it. But is there any other way to get the ingrained muck off them?

I very nearly believed, you believed what you wrote then:ROFLMAO:

From next doors teens I would say everyone on here, "Smashed it" with the comments.... NB Did you manage a walk? I smashed it....