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    Growing old. I knew I was getting balder because it was taking me longer and longer to wash my face.
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    One should never jump to the wrong conclusion. Bloke walks into the Doctors who asks him what the problem is. " Eveytime I take a step I break wind. Its becoming very embarrassing" Ok, says the doctor. Stand up and take a step to the right. As the bloke steps right he farts. Now take a step to...
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    Im afraid you didn't answer the question. My MP does that all the time😉
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    Why does a joke thread end up all analytical?
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    Disgraceful paying spaghetti harvesters below the national wage in italy. But only if you know what date the photograph was taken?
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    Just taken up bird watching. Had a couple of wrens on the feeder today.
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    It did. I played on it many times.
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    Might as well shut up shop with this thread.
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    From this morning Sky news. No doubt stood there for five hours in his string vest and matching underpants on a snow covered mountain with temperatures at minus 10 degrees waiting to pounce. Sounds about right Gwyneth.
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    Anyway Its been so cold this winter I've not been able to get into my workshop. This morning I thought Id better have a look inside and sat there smiling at me was a big fat 🐸 frog. He'd made a water slide and a couple of spring boards for the garden pond, so I wasnt too bothered. When the kids...
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    What's my mrs doing at your place?
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    Why not? Where are they? Name names Show their faces. Dam Scoundrels upsetting an upstanding person as yourself and I can't understand why this would happen on a friendly forum like this.
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    Its a joke thread?
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