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    Joke Thread III

    You are all invited.
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    Joke Thread III

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    Joke Thread III

    In reality, it actually came from one of the Cartwright family in Bonanza. Big Hoss
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    Joke Thread III

    There's more to come about Philip Schofield......??
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    Joke Thread III

    God things are slow in here. As Roy said to his mate, "Sorry I'm late. Traffic jam at that new hospice they are building at the end of our road" "Whats a hospice?" Asks his mate. "Oh... about twenty litres I think" Don't start.
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    Joke Thread III

    Old bloke on a cruise visits a gents toilet in Barbados. Standing at the urinal he happens to notice the gentleman next to him has letters tattooed on his todger. " Goodness me, what a coincidence," says the old bloke. "My wife's called Wendy too!" "Cool" says the gentleman, but that actually...
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    Joke Thread III

    Then you should have reported the post for its content and removal and not made an issue of it.
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    Joke Thread III

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    Joke Thread III

    Spotted in a cake shop in Spain recently.
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    Joke Thread III

    Just Lemmings following the leader off the edge of the cliff.
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    Joke Thread III

    Looks like we have gone into "I remember mode" Back when cling film first came out, my mate took a roll into a night club we used to frequent, sipped into the ladies loo, lifted the seat and stretched the clingfilm over the porcelain. Some very damp patches about that night.
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    Joke Thread III

    You would be arrested today taking photos like that....
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    Feeling old

    Unfortunately bias in Science is fairly common due to interrelated interests of the health industry, the medical world, science journals and researchers. But I suppose it depends on the area of science people are working on.
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    Feeling old

    Joking apart Theres so much information about, its believing any of the sources about anything. How do unbiased sources ever exist today? Seems everyone has an agenda, and everyone is right. Maybe Im wrong but to me it sure feels that way.
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    Feeling old

    No they haven't. The proof is here and look where learning new skills gets you when your old!
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    Feeling old

    Thats what I said yesterday when I was stopped with 12 bottles of vodka in my trolly on Tesco car park pushing it towards my car oblivious I hadn't paid for them.....infact, I denied even putting them in my trolly in the first place. I even took my car to the dealership because I couldn't hear...
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    Feeling old

    I But, but, I can't remember the experience to us it........????
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    Feeling old

    At the begining life and learning starts afresh. They have a blank memory card. You think you influence them with your good parenting. But in reality they are shipped to the minder any time after 8 weeks, then junior, higher education then college then university. Teachings out of your control...
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    Not from what the dealers are telling me
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    Portable gas fires and bottled gas.

    Thankyou....I missed searching here untill the wife mentioned it.
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