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I don't remember if Ive posted this before

I've got a gate the size of your padock. I've never thought of buying more padock to put a sign up.

Woke up today to find a family of Trolls had set up on my back lawn overnight.

Its a joke thread not an A level physics exam paper.

Are you asking him if he has £250,000? Or knows anyone who has or indeed ever would have?

There must be a catch somewhere?

I've got bucket loads from the 70s tucked away somewhere in my workshop if anyone needs any. Use by date is well past it but should be fine. Free to a good home.

And as an apprentice the boss sent the new fork lift truck driver to shipping to pick up a huge steel roller for a printing press. Two hours later he returned empty handed and told the boss, " The manager at the Ship Inn, has no idea why he'd have a steel roller of ours"

Non contributers or folk in transit are the first to raise such comments, like its a right, not to have some crap jokes. A night in the Lions den for Daniel maybe? Besides even ken Dodd had off nights when only 23 people at Blackpool central pier in 1989 were taken to A&E with split sides...

It was me. And you can read all about it in my latest reprint 1667 edition. Regards Samuel.