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    Or as the doctor, holding his stethoscope, said to the female patient...... "Big breaths" And she said, "Yeth,and I'm only thithteen"
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    Price of new cars today, I got a good deal trade in for a cracking motor home.
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    For some reason I've been posting in the SEED thread, ranting and raving about folk high jacking the joke forum to sort their seeds out...LOL I apologise 😔 to any seed related folk I might have upset. But these worked well last year
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    Seed Catalogues

    Two for one at Suttons seeds.
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    Seed Catalogues

    Welcome to the Seed forum. A forum for intertwining jokes with conversation, or in this case conversation with jokes. Please feel free to ask any seed questions. Mrs Foliage asks, " Where can I buy cannabis seeds, or plants?" Might as well go the whole hog on a joke forum Mrs Foliage.
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    Seed Catalogues

    I got up yesterday showered and dried Put my clean underpants on, unknown to me back to front so that the dik slit was at the back. Three hours later I rushed into Morrisons loo followed by two big scaffolding blokes. I'm stood at one urinal with my hand down my trousers trying to find the...
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    Seed Catalogues

    I love em. Great to stick under the wobbly legs on chairs and tables I make.:)
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    Trend T8EK router stiff mechanism

    Update. After taking the router out and wire brushing the thread, and then a light oiling it now works fine. However Trend have a good technical deparment for help and Id start there by fireing off an e mail stating the problem. They will replace the router no problems. Did you by any chance use...
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    Happy New year. Went for a walk with the wife this morning. Extremely cold and I forgot to take my gloves. "My hands are feezing"I told her "Put them in your pockets" she said. " Not what you suggested when we were courting?" "What did I say then?" You asked if Id like to stick them down the...
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    No. Sitting too close to the third violinist in the Orchestra did it.
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    Yet Russel Brand has millions of social media followers and makes millions from adds etc, spewing similar garbage. So society today is definitely out of kilter?
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    Bit of a surprise yesterday when I realised Prince Harry has a job modelling for Tool Station Christmas promotons leaflet
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