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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Makes a change from goin' down Mexico way to shoot my ol' lady.....
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Cheaper outfits, yes, but it's the thought of "losing" (all) our btinternet email addresses and having to remember who to inform accordingly. Tempted towards Plusnet - which is actually BT anyway, I hear....
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Yes, I'm tempted to get them. (Mine, not yours!)
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Tools and timber....if only! During my light-headedness yesterday, I got an email from BT advising that my current broadband deal expires later this month. If I want to keep the current plan. I "need to do nothing". Great. That's good. "Doing nothing" is what I'm good at! But...... The current...
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Booooooo! Hiss!!!!!! Burn him at the stake! Yes, one of our friends at the time got "caught" in the negative equity fallout. Marriage breakdown as a result. Had nice property near Edale, but eventually walked into the lender's office, put the house keys on the desk, and literally walked away...
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Merely a light-hearted comment, Lons. The only grouse I ever had with N'wide was when I moved house last time - just 6 miles distance, but crossed a county border, and for some reason it was deemed fit to change my branch to a different location without informing me first. Other than that, no...
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Yes. And I'm only 109!
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Cheers, Spectric.... Yes, I well remember sweating in the early 80's! Akin to 16% at one time, if I remember right? The "recent buyers" who have calculated their borrowing to the max might well be in for a right ol' shock before too long.....
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Cheers, Sandyn.... Apparently the deeds are only kept "electronically" these days - so even the building society doesn't actually have 'em - but if I want a hard copy I have to contact the Land Registry. (No doubt there would be a cost involved!) I'd heard about the £1 "ruse" as well, but it...
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    AyeThangQueue!
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    Indeed. Trying hard not to smirk in a knowing fashion, but failing miserably!
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    A silly person guide for me, please!

    Thanks, Phill05. A wonderful tool, a sharpened scraper! Probably my favourite hand tool over the years, come to think.... Splashed out last year on an Arno burnisher. Ridiculous price really, but made me feel like a pro!
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    "Well, I woke up this mornin'..."

    No. Not the usual blues opening line. The curse on the House of Cozzer - the Nationwide Building Society - is no more. From this morning, I am mortgage free!
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    A silly person guide for me, please!

    Are all your responses this helpful, I wonder?
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    A silly person guide for me, please!

    Thanks, Droogs. Appreciated.
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    A silly person guide for me, please!

    Sadly not, sorry! No camera, and you know the 1 in 1000ish who doesn't own a mobile phone these days? That's me! (Actually, that's not strictly true, but it's knocking on, so copes with calls/texts only!)
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    A silly person guide for me, please!

    Hello all.... I recently bought a nice games set, in a box which has seen "better days".... The lid - which I originally thought had marquetry inlay and would therefore be flat - turned out to have a incised/carved design into the (unknown) wood, and then stained and/or varnished a horrible dark...
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    Joke Thread II

    Had to help the wife out yesterday... Asked to provide a password of at least eight characters, including at least one number and a capital letter, she said all that she could think of was Snow White and the 7 dwarfs....
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    Complete the phrase "I'm sweating like...."

    It's about time they set one up on the main drag towards Unstone!
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    Complete the phrase "I'm sweating like...."

    .... a glassblower's ar5e....
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