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Oh God. Really?! Never really thought about it, but now you mention it..... I've been having a 'Stuart' moment all these years....:whistle:

I'm not sure why this is here?! I don't recall pressing the 'post reply' button, although I did find the 'hens nose full' comment funny when I read it. Maybe I meant to comment but then..... Oh dear. Only incontinence to go.... :)

erm.... Can I be first to ask what a Leeway is, please?!

But 23 months, suspended?! Presumably a nicked Merc, driven by someone with no licence, insurance etc., moronic enough to try to mow someone down - if you watch the video carefully you'll see that he actually speeds up - then chase and stab the kid with a machete (?) - it certainly didn't...

... there seems to be so much trouble on the streets? Watch this from the BBC yesterday - - showing a car deliberately driven at somebody, before a stabbing - and then think about the sentence handed down. 23 months, suspended.

Half hour ago. Jogger. In the falling snow. Inch plus already settled. Shorts, running shoes, vi-viz vest. Springer Spaniel, also jogging, attached by long-ish lead. NHS in trouble. Long waits in every A&E department..... What could possibly go wrong? :rolleyes:

A bit like the ice cream van. Apparently they only played the chimes when they'd sold out....

A famous Viking returned home from a voyage, and had to report his arrival to the port authorities. He presented his list of plundered items, and thrilled the officials with tales of causing mayhem on his most recent voyage. "Ah....we have a problem," the official said, "We have no record of you...

Another comment from my mother, this time about my then new girlfriend... "Yes, she's quite nice. Pretty, in a really sullen sort of way....." Cheers, mum!

Haha... that's reminded me of another... "Never trust a man with a beard but no moustache..." Where did they get all these expressions from?!

S'funny how things come back to you. I think I've mentioned before that one of my mother's 'sayings' was "You'll end up at the end of a rope, you will!", which I guess was meant to keep me on the straight and narrow. My old man's was "Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful...". I admit...

Well, if he bared his Mars bar in the chippy, I'm not surprised! However, if he was barred, that would be different.... ;)

I did. I told her last night. Twice. :cool:

Joking apart, when I was out in the gloom with my Lab the other week, I spotted another dog walker who lives nearby sling something from one side of the road right across to the other, and then scuttle off back home. It couldn't be, could it? Nah...surely not. A couple of nights later, I was a...

I can't, Stu. I'm sorry, them.

It's not Al as in "Capone", Stuart... It's AI as in "intelligence". The artificial kind.

Oldie, but... "So, Mr.Jones, how are you getting on with the suppositories? Are they working?" "Well, Doc, they're not! In fact, that's why I'm back today - to complain!" "Really? Unusual, that....they're usually very quick to sort the problem..." "Sort the problem?! For all the good they are...

There you go again! Applying logic and common sense to come up with the solution! :)

I was guilty of "doing a Stuart" to begin with.... "AL?", I thought. "AL?" Then it dawned.