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  1. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    I'm imagining how much concrete was poured and how many diesel vehicles were involved in building that dirty power station, as well as how much fuel it will consume during its lifetime, every day of every month of every year until it's decommissioned. Then when I imagine the resources used to...
  2. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    What is?
  3. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Is that aimed at me?
  4. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Think you're missing the point there... In your head, try replacing the smokestacks with wind turbines.
  5. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Seriously?...I've got drying paint to watch.
  6. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    No... (aside from being human).
  7. Cobbs

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Who is Joe Wicks?
  8. Cobbs

    Anyone tempted ?

    For the (rich) tool junkies...
  9. Cobbs

    "You will get on with the decorating while I'm away, won't you?"

    Hate to say it, but you may well have been better leaving that in spilt lengths and painting the ends until you get a lathe. I suspect it's all going to split too badly to be of much use in a month or two's time... Hope I'm wrong.
  10. Cobbs

    The most frustrating thing you have encountered lately

    6 wives at once - polygamy... Brief enough? :sneaky:
  11. Cobbs

    Roofing. Galv sheeting replacing slates.

    Builders or roofers? Not splitting hairs, they're different animals; and being a "professional" only means you get paid for what you do, not necessarily that you know how to do it. Also the roof above looks like it's man made slate, the same as the bit you want to replace, in which case the...
  12. Cobbs

    Roofing. Galv sheeting replacing slates.

    Why do you need to re-roof?
  13. Cobbs

    It Stopped Raining

    Enjoyed the weather and got a bit done in the garden, but in my case not spraying all over with poison...
  14. Cobbs

    Renting a garage

    Do you have room to put a container on your own ground? A couple of grand would get you one and would soon save you that in rental fees..
  15. Cobbs

    Who knows what this Vise (Vice on your side of the pond) is for?

    If not the flies, then how about the rods?
  16. Cobbs

    Royal Mail - complete ban on bladed items from 22nd April

    Well at the moment, you'd struggle t send anything by RM - their website has been unusable since 10 this morning. The damned thing is useless, going down at least once a month on average. I'd be surprised if they survive the next 5 years.
  17. Cobbs

    No More Chickens

    Shame - we keep chooks and wouldn't be without them, what with the sales of eggs off the gate, they even pay for themselves, but you're right, it's just getting to be a PITA with the new legislation. Luckily, we're a bit more used to it than some, as we have to deal with the paperwork for cows...
  18. Cobbs

    British Sumer Time Note

    "About" was the key word there, also the "London" ...
  19. Cobbs

    British Sumer Time Note

    And your point is still wrong - as Phil pointed out, in midwinter, the latest the sun rises (London) is about 8.04 GMT, and sets just after 4, with noon in the middle, where it belongs. The clocks wander away from GMT for the summer, which is why noon is at 1 pm in the middle of the year...
  20. Cobbs

    Home to roost

    I have to confess to not having done the drawings for it.
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