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  1. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    It's probably still in mother in law's coffin. :)
  2. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    My new girlfriend is adamant that a small p-n-s is nothing to worry about. But I'd still much prefer if she didn't have one at all.
  3. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    I keep them along with the old TV remotes that don't work. :)
  4. artie

    Attention all wet shavers

    The late Gary North published a piece on greatly extending the life of a twin blade razor by stropping it on a piece of blue denim. I don't recall, and I'm to lazy to look it up, how long the blade lasted him, but I do recall he said if everyone who used Gillette's twin blade razor followed...
  5. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Maybe there's a cat in her coffin too.
  6. artie

    Elemen'tary Design screwdriver

    The thing most overlooked when using slot screws is having a driver that perfectly fits the slot. When the driver perfectly fits the slot they are pretty good.
  7. artie

    Second, third or more lease of life.

    OR saved from the skip. Few things give me greater pleasure than fixing an old tool or appliance. The more cheaply the more pleasure. :) Recently my roughly 10 yo water distiller failed. Swmbo said "You got 10 years out of it, that's not bad." But I had a little tinker, and with a £5 Thermal...
  8. artie

    US Election November 5th

    In your own words "Perish the thought that it should be about policies rather than personalities."
  9. artie

    US Election November 5th

    Started school maybe.
  10. artie

    Fed up with getting shocked!

    I use a wire wound flexible hose on one of my extractors. There is a earth/ground point on the machine to which I connect a wire and then the other end to the encased spiral. On the other hand, the hose I use with the plunge saw is plastic and ungrounded and I have never received a shock from it.
  11. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    And there lies the secret of democracy. Picking the lesser of two evils. One of the oldest tricks in the book. Just after problem, reaction, solution.
  12. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    I'd consider getting that, except that nowadays I seem to have the attention span of a distracted goldfish.
  13. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

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  14. artie

    Joke Thread 4 (closed).

    Too slow, by almost a day. :)
  15. artie

    He thinks this is a caravan…

    Are not most sheds assembled on site?
  16. artie

    Petrol Stations

    That would be a game changer.
  17. artie

    Petrol Stations

    From what little I've read a charge/refill time of minutes rather than hours would be a good reason.
  18. artie

    Petrol Stations

    How does the hydrogen get turned to electric?
  19. artie

    He thinks this is a caravan…

    In this locality there are loads of sheds in gardens where you might assume they should not be, because of this rule.
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