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An oldie An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time. The old man slowly reached...

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now I have no cash, no hope and no jobs. Please God, don't let Ed die

Pulled out all the stops to get the Missus a great Valentines gift. Bought her a hot air balloon experience over the USA!

Golden Oldie A man walks into a Greek tailor’s shop carrying a pair of torn pants. Tailor: Euripides? Customer: Yes. Eumenides?

Seed potatoes received from Jamieson Brothers 30/1/2023 Some of the Charlotte are a tad tiny

niall Y@ Yes, we tried potatoes in our small garden last year Marfona, a second early; 2 seed potatoes to a 30 litre plastic tub Decent results, best was 9 pounds from one tub

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It...

Just so we're clear, I have no problem With the LG HDTV Community.

I stand behind Alec Baldwin. I'm definitely not standing in front of him.

JM83@ Hi, I have the same bandsaw, made a 'temporary' sled about 4 years ago -- still going strong, it's quite easy to make circle jig too !! The blades we tend to buy for being reliable and decent value are Axi and Tuffs

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, so I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the...

I use this easy method with a 6 mm flat top saw blade

Brazilian referee Wilton Sampaio who was in charge of England’s quarter-final against France on Saturday denies taking a bung and is backed fully by FIFA in a statement in which they say that they are not aware of any other party being engaged in corruption. Both FIFA and Brazilian referee...

So, FIFA has named an all-woman referee team for a Man's World cup match. That means they will be bringing up penalties that happened 2 games ago.

Recently I cut several holes with various hole-saws using a Bosch drill press. I found that raising the cutter every 4 or 5 seconds and clearing the sawdust from cutter with a wire brush did the trick; no wear noticed on any of my cutters Some Bosch, Sharrat, & various bi-metal bought from eBay...

BREAKING NEWS Rain expected in Qatar tomorrow, FIFA has postponed all matches in case there is a rainbow.

Interest rates and investments; does anyone know of any fairly safe Bonds to invest in? Probably for 12 months circa £50K A decent bond that we know of is with Nationwide B/S which is 4% for 12 months Just wondering if there is anything else out there. We already have lots of Premium Bonds We...