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  1. Cordy

    what best to plant ...

    Also, I would add to my previous post. Do not remove the stones, rocks etc, this would lead to soil erosion by heavy rain etc.-- the last thing that you want
  2. Cordy

    what best to plant ...

    Yes, Land Registry, combined with Google Earth might help on ownership. As an ex fence erector I think the fence was put up by your neighbour -- they would want the 'best side' facing towards them, ie the posts not visible to them. They would happily sacrifice the slope for obvious reasons...
  3. Cordy

    Sold Pipe clamps SOLD SOLD SOLD

    SOLD
  4. Cordy

    Sold Pipe clamps SOLD SOLD SOLD

    @Sideways pm replied to
  5. Cordy

    Sold Pipe clamps SOLD SOLD SOLD

    Pipe clamps, 12 pipes @ 350 mm length 15 Ferrules to joint the pipes 4 Pipe Clamp sets bought in UK 4 Bessey Clamp sets .75 inches bought from USA cost £80.00 All in good condition and hardly used Collect from Wigan, Lancashire 2 miles from Junction 25 M6 £110.00
  6. Cordy

    Sowing the First Seeds of 2023

    Update on seed potatoes
  7. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

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  8. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    The word 'shark' was coined in 1549 when English sailor, William Michael Griffen saw a Great White swimming towards him and, in sheer panic, tried to scream three different swear words at the same time.
  9. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    The Pope and Keir Starmer are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Starmer says to the Pope, "Did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Socialist in the...
  10. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    A boy came home from school and said, dad, what’s the difference between theory and reality. His dad said, go and ask your mother if she’d sleep with the plumber for a million pounds. He came back and said, yes she would. Dad said, now go and ask your sister if she would. The boy came back and...
  11. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    "Do you like Tolstoy?", I asked Diane Abbott. "Of course”, she said “Who doesn't?" "What's your favourite Tolstoy book?", I asked. "The one where Thomas the Tank runs out of water and Fat Controller saves him" she replied
  12. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    What's the best way to smuggle £600,000 sterling into Dubai? I'm asking for a Scottish friend.
  13. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    I've been watching 'The Big Match Revisited' on ITV2 and you won't believe this In the 1970s, they used to play football standing up
  14. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today...
  15. Cordy

    Anyone has a Nikon D500 DSLR?

    In a similar vein, I am thinking of replacing my Nikon D90 - bought 12 years ago, for a more up to date camera Torn between D780 and Z6ii Camera use is more for family pics, work in progress and 'general photography' I do not do videos My everyday lens is a 35mm Nikon prime, which of course...
  16. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    A man followed a girl into the bathroom, stating he identified as a woman.... The mans teeth were knocked out by the girls father, who said he identifies as the Tooth Fairy.......
  17. Cordy

    Sowing the First Seeds of 2023

    Planted 4 Casablanca potato seeds on St Patricks Day -- Earlies; in long planter Today put some Sarpo Mira seed potatoes 2 per 30 litre plastic pot
  18. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    Blue Peter are expected to announce their first transgender presenter. So here's one I made girlier.
  19. Cordy

    Mortgage rates / interest etc

    Last year We invested in Nationwide B/S fixed interest for 12 months @ 4% now it has dropped to 3.75% We hold premium Bonds too, sometimes we win, they are better than Lottery tickets in my opinion
  20. Cordy

    Joke Thread III

    Could someone please tell my wife that Sir Chris Whitty's COVID-19 ban on *** has now ended
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