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A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing 1000 Quid bet. The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out and challenge any man to squeeze out another drop. Weightlifters, arm wrestlers; they all tried and lost the bet...

MikeJhn Hydrangea, it's the Sun/shade what dunnit !

Premium Bonds . This month August 2023 --- Mrs C £150;- Me £50

Harvested some Marfona potatoes yesterday

Rain- Rain today Took this through Kitchen window - Begonia

Nice restore job I regret selling my variable speed Hegner -- it was Ace at cutting out these shapes...

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot, and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips falls off the tower, and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel...

A recent visit to Brighton, on arrival l asked a lady for directions to my hotel, and she said it's only a stone's throw away. I said will l recognize it? She said -- it's the one with all the broken windows.

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F**k" or "F**king" 506 times. That actually beats my record, set in 2013, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together...

A frog, who wondered about his ancestry, went for a DNA test. As it turned out; he was mostly French but a tad Pole..…

Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack. They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.

Not seeds I know Mrs just clocked these in our small garden

I asked J.K. Rowling about Harry's father; she thinks it's James Hewitt as well.

My mate has a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin.... but can't remember if he's taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday

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Office of Carolyn McCall-- Memo to COMMs Team; We really need to up our game. I’ve only just heard that Philip Schofield has done a runner.

Rosa; Gertrude Jekyll Lovely 'Old Fashioned' scent

I sometimes use a strap clamp. Are you sure you really need it clamping ? A good snug fit and D4 glue usually do the biz for me

Pine & Walnut Half circles cut on Bandsaw with simple jig Spline joints using this simple idea LOOK HERE

Made another Planter Gave it to son's in-laws