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James Have you any photos or plans of the planters made by your friend ? Thanks - John

Planters made from decking

MadMental Did you buy the machine new or second/hand ? Has it always been slow to get to full speed ?

I am now proud to announce that I am selling all my Adult toys. I hope no one is embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs. Discretion is guaranteed!! Inbox me if you have any questions. I have everything listed below... Zimmer frames...

Golden Oldie Albert wakes up in hospital after a terrible car crash with no *****. The Doctor says 'This is the best hospital in the country for ***** transplants. We have an English one for £4000, we have a Scottish one for £6000 and a West Indian one for £8000 it will take 5 minutes no...

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Dave, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a spanner out of her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and...

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you...

A timely thread Just wondering how to treat these plant labels Cheap 9 mm Far East plywood and Sapele uprights Burned with pyrography kit I have Boiled Linseed Oil Tung Oil Danish Oil or do I need to nip down to Screwfix for THIS ?

If you watch 'Jaws' backwards.... it is a heart-warming story about a Shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people

Semforite is a copy of Cascamite; it works fine for me Bought mine HERE Good open time, I leave the glue-up for 24 hours to set

Exactly like @hunter27; we removed and bagged asbestos We had to call Wigan Council to come to site and check bags before we took them to refuse centre Next day I called the council lady asking where she was at "Visited this morning on my way to work" Me; "But the gate was locked" Council lady...

There was a tradesman, a painter called Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually, the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job...

I bought the Bosch PBD 40 last year. This replaced a very good Sealey bench-top d/press which had got too heavy for me to keep lifting on and off the workbench For woodworking the Bosch is excellent ! It needs to be bolted down -- I fitted INSERT THREADS which are quick and easy I styled my...

OLD Jake employs a hit man to bump his wife off. Hitman explains for 20K He will shoot her just beneath her left ****. Jake replied, I want her dead , not kneecapped

Bird table, Oak and Walnut

Channel 4 are looking for people to take part in a documentary about people who made the most of the summer holiday by camping in their back gardens. It's being directed by Tentin Quarantino.

Went six years ago with Bryan LOOK Been a couple of times since; always OK

How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb ? None , they would rather sit in the dark and blame The Conservatives .

Yes, I thought Lavender All our Lavender has died off over winter Unexplained death

Lovely box S/Donkey; the Beech lid looks terrific ! What is the low shrub like plant in the background ?