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  1. Cordy

    Joke thread

    If you could sacrifice one country to save the rest of the world, which would you choose ? and why France ?
  2. Cordy

    Joke thread

    Since everyone started washing their hands - - the peanuts at the bar have lost their flavour
  3. Cordy

    Hello from Wigan!

    Welcome Rory -- from another Wiganer
  4. Cordy

    Internet radio stations world wide

    I have an internet radio; Roberts - stream 94 - it is excellent At the mo It's tuned to 5 radio stations. Queensland 4CRB BBC Radio 3 A Canadian classic station Radio ST Kitts Nevis Abacus English comedy radio; Currently listening to Hancock's half hour
  5. Cordy

    Which car breakdown cover ?

    Looking for cover for one car, two drivers We know about RAC, AA and Green Flag -- any more reliable companies that cover the North West ? Any info/recommendations much appreciated
  6. Cordy

    Hello from Lancashire

    Welcome Mark
  7. Cordy

    Mitre saw advice, to mount against the wall with minimal rear-clearance

    My BOSCH GCM 12 GDL sits on a 24 inch wide workbench; A very good machine it is too !
  8. Cordy

    Joke thread

    The Squirrel and the Grasshopper by Aesop THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter...
  9. Cordy

    Do you own this simple dowel jig?

    Dowel jigs are not the easiest to use The work needs to be lined up precisely; which is not easy
  10. Cordy

    Joke thread

    For those who may have forgotten the "true" origin of Daylight Savings Time It was a post-World War Two "plot" between the Prime Ministers of France and Germany who, together, had De Gaulle to Adenauer.....
  11. Cordy

    Joke thread

    A British soldier walked into a pub one night and took a seat near the bar. He was warned by others to quickly vacate that seat as it was the favourite of the local Karate champion, Igor. Like a good Brit soldier, he ignored the warning. In came Igor and landed a blow on the neck of the...
  12. Cordy

    Joke thread

    One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give £2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The Teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.” Then a Scottish boy put...
  13. Cordy

    Joke thread

    I'm in love with two women. One writes beautiful poetry -- the other makes great Yorkshire puddings. Should I marry for batter or for verse?
  14. Cordy

    Joke thread

    Golden Oldie A couple meets at a speed dating venue. The guy says, "how about we skip all the formalities and just get married". She replied, "but we don't know each other" "No problem," he says, "we'll get to know each other over time" She says "do you know what, I've got nothing to lose...
  15. Cordy

    Post a photo of the last thing you made

    Super good NVB; so glad I asked !
  16. Cordy

    Post a photo of the last thing you made

    Looks great @NickVanBeest Can we see view from underneath please ?
  17. Cordy

    Joke thread

    Is it OK to dip bread into curry? ----- I am asking for my Naan
  18. Cordy

    BBC Scaremongering again

    With all the hype in the media about possible shortages over the festive season resulting in panic buying, I suggest that it might be a good idea for men to bring their Christmas shopping forward to the 23rd December
  19. Cordy

    Joke thread

    A woman walks into a Newcastle hairdresser's and asks "Can I have a perm please?" "Aye, nee problem pet" says the hairdresser. "Ah wandered lernley as a clood....."
  20. Cordy

    Holdfast - what have you got?

    Yes, I have a couple of the Sjoberg ST03; excellent !! Bought a few years ago from Axminster LINK
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