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My sense (senseless?)of humour!

Yeah! I got mine early! ;)

I like the ones where the scammer calls your landline & tries to get into your PC, by asking you to switch it on, then download a programme, then asks if you have a mobile & asks for the number, in case the landline cuts off. They then ring the mobile so you can't check, then they ask you to go...

This def. deserves one of these; :dunno:

Did you hear about the French Cheese factory that burned down? All that was left was de brie! Why does a Frenchman only have 1 egg for brekky? 'cos one egg is un ouef! That's all ffolks!

Especialally war- mongering! If we took notice of everything MSN feeds us, we should all be building bunkers!

This was me a few months back; Just received my item, but there's a part missing from inside it, so it does not work.. Can you send a photo. How do I photo something that's not there? Another time, I bought a wheelie office chair, when raised the seat gradually lowered itself. Me; I need a new...

Your bulbs seem to be glowing; [growing] well!

I thought you had enough of fires?

Plenty of runner beans 'ere. Feeding the neighbours - again.

I came across an empty car park, with a guy sitting in the middle, holding a steering wheel. "What you doing, mate?" He replied; "Well, I was driving along in my car, & then it turned into a car park!" That's all folks;) Blame Yorkie - his suggestion!:ROFLMAO:

When Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt, he said; "Look where you're going, woman!"

:dunno::D

OK, think I will!

This thread's like TV now, all repeats! 🤬 Think I'll ignore it for a while, things might get better, unless -----------------

Nahh! Out of the question with my knees & legs!😩🤬

That was rude of them! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Yup, as they say; "If you ain't innit, you won't win anyfink'.

Sounds like the exact same one I got, but I wasted about 1/2 an hour of their time 'winding them up'. No loss to me as I wasn't doing anything.

The same here, but now I find they are more expensive than RM. RM~ has free collection : EVRI charges.