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I do believe them to be neighbours of mine.

Ooohh! Betty!

YUK!!! :sick: Only 'champignons de Paris' - closed cup - pour moi, I'm afraid.

Who is Al ?

A shipping container? I never knew Evri were capable of carrying TFU's.:ROFLMAO: (not much. either, by all accounts!)

No phone!

I give up!

Nope, you're imagining things, 'cos I see no joke.

Why? 'Tis only tumbleweed.

Me too :-:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

In other words; 'Dynamic Braking' as per locomotives.

No, I didn't know, thanks!

Seems like a whole lot of 'self-inflicted' trouble / frustration to save a few 'squid'.:dunno:

#Where have all the good jokes gone - long-time passing#? #Gone to --------------------------------------------?

Leave a car standing for any long period, then look at the state of the discs. My car was left unused for 3 yrs (moved on/off my drive at regular intervals), I had to virtually drive it on the brakes to 'clean 'em up' when I took it for MOT (pass).

Obviously, you're not a fan of 'Mrs. Bucket:eek::ROFLMAO:'!

Is this going to go on Wick after Wick?

Mind reader! You beet me toit!

Exactly!

I once bought a cheap hammer, first time use it broke, so returned it to the shop. The lass in customer service asked; "Did you hit something with it?" - "Yes, of course I did". ; "In that case, there's nothing we can do-sorry."