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And "squirrel". The way they pronounce that makes me squirrem. On the other hand, they find it weird that so many Brits say "One two free", or render "no" as "nyee". We could go on all day. Nobody's perfect. The ",caulk" thing did make me giggle, though. Do you suppose it was staged?

Don't forget to scribe the internals!

Looks lovely. We just spent a week in Coleford with a large group of friends and greatly enjoyed the FOD, but also not looking to move anytime soon. Although I am quite partial to Brains Dark once in a while, which seems impossible to find this side of the Severn.

I agree with much of this, but I do wonder what climate protesters are supposed to do. Fossil fuel exploiters have apparently known about the problem for decades, and carried on regardless, yet they're not charged with criminal damage. Change via the ballot box is so far fetched that it's not...

Works as a spoken one-liner, but doesn't survive being written down. This is of course true of most (all?) puns based on homophones, whether or not they include pictures of Star Trek characters, but it's nothing new, I can remember such intellectual delights as "What's black and white and re(a)d...

Philately gets you nowhere.

Diverter valves are the work of the devil.

Good try, not sure my wife would agree!

Both that and the expansion vessel problem, can often be verified by tying a plastic bag over the pressure relief valve outlet, as far as I know.

I'd hope so, as in my limited experience, it's a good fit for the symptoms.

Expansion vessel! I wish I'd thought of that!

Frequent pressure loss could be a faulty expansion vessel. Water is lost via the over pressure valve thing(brain can't find the right name right now..) when hot, then pressure drops when everything cools down.

I never owned a Fiat Currency, never heard of it, TBH. I did own a Fiat Argenta about 35 years ago, and since Argenta means silver, I reckon that's close enough. Nice car, but some w@nker drove into the back of it, and the insurers wrote it off. Oh well, I suppose if it could be conjured into...

I'm tempted, but I have two already...

You can see why he was so good at the Secret Santa thing..

If only there was a sarcasm font...

I think we can all agree that Brexit was a huge mistake, but hey, we lost! We have to get over it...

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Central hating, there's something we could do without!