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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Isles? The same is true of the Virgin Isles..... There are no canaries there...

I was chatting to Wolfgang - my friend from Frankfurt - and asked him if he knew what 3 multiplied by 3 was. Apparently he doesn't....

Remember the story from a good few years ago, when scientists managed to "grow" an ear on a live mouse? Well, amazingly they've now...

The two astronauts stuck in the space station until next year? The bloke was desperate for a coffee, but complained that he couldn't...

Don't talk to me about Scrabble! My Labrador managed to eat about twenty tiles this morning, so we had to rush him down to the vet's...

Steady man, steady.... Your nurse'll be along in a minute...

Crikey! Two posts in the same year! Just been delving in the attic and came across this effort from days of yore...

And right on cue, here I am! Yes, Furniglas no longer available, more's the pity. Great for my marquetry back in the day, although I...

I really miss my ol' dad. He had the heart of a lion. The stomach of a bear. And a lifetime ban from Whipsnade Zoo...

I think my wife has been putting glue all over my 12 bores. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

Not many are aware that Neil Diamond - the talented singer and composer - was actually born "Neil Coal", but the pressure got to him....

An Evri driver stopped me in the street the other day and asked if I knew what time it was. I told him it was between 9 and 4.