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Call handler: hello, ambulance emergency. Is the patient breathing? Woman: (scared), err, I've just shot my husband. Call handler...

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has got a tender behind.

A young Digger in his new uniform walks into a seedy pub in Townsville. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old soldier with his...

What is the most dangerous part of a car? The nut that holds on the steering wheel.

Did Starmer remember that in France, the 'C' and 'F' on the bath taps stand for 'cold' and 'freezing'? No? No wonder there are ructions.....

A nurse rushes into the doctor's treatment room, close to panic. Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! That man you just treated has collapsed and...

In the US there are many law enforcement agencies. One year the president decided to have trials to find the best of the best. After...

A few years ago NASA sent a probe into deep space in an attempt to communicate with whatever life form was out there. Along with...

A balanced diet is a pint in each hand.

Two old ladies were sitting in their deck chairs on a beach one sunny afternoon, when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke...

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the...

Why does "Divorcee Barbie" cost so much more than all the other themed Barbie dolls? Because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car...