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The Flight Attendant... The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately...

A Mercedes driver was feeling generous one day, so he stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. They got chatting on the journey and it did not...

A general decided to visit a field hospital during a difficult campaign, to help boost morale. With his entourage in tow he went up to...

Zen teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for...

The engineering graduate asks: "How can we build this?" The physics graduate asks: "How does it work?" The economics graduate asks...

Would anyone like a small dog for free? Makes a good companion but yaps a bit. If so, let me know and I will sneak next door and get it...

Listen carefully. This is an inclusive society. If you don't follow its rules, you will be excluded.

They met in a bar. She was very much taken by how handsome and witty he was. When he invited her to his flat for coffee, she gladly...

Call handler: hello, ambulance emergency. Is the patient breathing? Woman: (scared), err, I've just shot my husband. Call handler...

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has got a tender behind.

A young Digger in his new uniform walks into a seedy pub in Townsville. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old soldier with his...

What is the most dangerous part of a car? The nut that holds on the steering wheel.